Introducing Characters Into The Game- Deadpol
Apr 4, 2017 10:55:23 GMT -8
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Post by james on Apr 4, 2017 10:55:23 GMT -8
This Deadpool is from an alternate reality before he comes into ours. This is a fun idea that I had.
Deadpool Intro:
This could be the toughest assignment that the ‘Pool( as he refers to himself in his head) had taken in recent times. The job-market had been slow, and whilst this job didn’t pay as well as some assassination work but surely this job would be easy.
”Franklin! Stop prank-calling Galactus! Now!”Darn it! This kid has way too much access to power! Although, if it was me in his shoes I would be doing the same things. I need to be a good babysitter.
The ad in Superhero Inquirer asked for an active baby-sitter for two pre-teens for 4 hours. Reed and Susan Richards wanted a date-night. And who came blame them, that Sue Richards is SWEEEEET!
I took the job, spoke to that miserable Ben Grimm secretary for the Fantastic Four, and now, here I am watching Franklin and Valeria Richards for one evening, just one evening!
This roof-top apartment is a nice place! That Sue Richards has some serious interior decorating superpowers!
Wait! What’s that noise? ”Franklin, sit on the couch with your sister!”
Franklin, over-powered, blonde smartass, turns to me and says
”Mr Pool, I am a child able to create new galaxies, including new physical laws and civilisations, with a thought in my mind. What would I possibly have to find in watching the simple animation ‘Scooby-Doo” and plot-devices?”
Valeria, Franklin’s 8 year old sister, who is sat watching Scooby-Doo, says. ”Frankie, don’t be mean! I like Scooby-Doo!”
Franklin turns back to the television, leans forward, and starts making another galaxy. I look at the new civilisation that develops. Huh! A breed of sentient fart-clouds that are expelled from massive cows. They look pretty cool! With a slap the new galaxy and all it’s people are gone! And Franklin is laughing hysterically at my open-mouthed expression. I know that I am wearing a mask, go with me here people. Oh yeah, Heidi, go and get something to eat, and a drink
I get angry and start towards Franklin and he teleports me back to 1975.
Deadpool Intro:
This could be the toughest assignment that the ‘Pool( as he refers to himself in his head) had taken in recent times. The job-market had been slow, and whilst this job didn’t pay as well as some assassination work but surely this job would be easy.
”Franklin! Stop prank-calling Galactus! Now!”Darn it! This kid has way too much access to power! Although, if it was me in his shoes I would be doing the same things. I need to be a good babysitter.
The ad in Superhero Inquirer asked for an active baby-sitter for two pre-teens for 4 hours. Reed and Susan Richards wanted a date-night. And who came blame them, that Sue Richards is SWEEEEET!
I took the job, spoke to that miserable Ben Grimm secretary for the Fantastic Four, and now, here I am watching Franklin and Valeria Richards for one evening, just one evening!
This roof-top apartment is a nice place! That Sue Richards has some serious interior decorating superpowers!
Wait! What’s that noise? ”Franklin, sit on the couch with your sister!”
Franklin, over-powered, blonde smartass, turns to me and says
”Mr Pool, I am a child able to create new galaxies, including new physical laws and civilisations, with a thought in my mind. What would I possibly have to find in watching the simple animation ‘Scooby-Doo” and plot-devices?”
Valeria, Franklin’s 8 year old sister, who is sat watching Scooby-Doo, says. ”Frankie, don’t be mean! I like Scooby-Doo!”
Franklin turns back to the television, leans forward, and starts making another galaxy. I look at the new civilisation that develops. Huh! A breed of sentient fart-clouds that are expelled from massive cows. They look pretty cool! With a slap the new galaxy and all it’s people are gone! And Franklin is laughing hysterically at my open-mouthed expression. I know that I am wearing a mask, go with me here people. Oh yeah, Heidi, go and get something to eat, and a drink
I get angry and start towards Franklin and he teleports me back to 1975.